Terminology

The other day, we had a discussion with Isaac about changes he will be going through now that he is getting older. We sent the other kids upstairs cause we didn't think they were old enough for the conversation. I guess upstairs wasn't far enough because yesterday my neighbor called to tell me something funny that Ellie said while she was at her house. Their dog was licking Ellie on the leg and then proceeded to sniff her crotch. Ellie kept telling the dog, "Quit smelling my penis!" My neighbor had to tell her that she didn't have one. My poor neighbor. She must wonder what goes on at our house.